中国人到底怎样看待中国政府？（其三）

答主：Alex Smith, lived in China

我来告诉你们的想法……

他们真的在解决屎一样的问题！

他们不花时间去弹劾总统！

他们不花时间听奥卡西奥-科特兹和克鲁兹飙垃圾话！

他们不选出仅仅因为花了最多钱、没有其他候选人或支持“唤醒文化”就当选的不合格的政客！

最重要的是：

他们没有在危机中试图休假的政府官员……又称克鲁兹与得克萨斯寒潮！

很抱歉扣帽子……这就是我平时谈到我们精彩的政府和可爱的每日推特活动的样子。

想像一下，中国人每天起床然后看到新闻全是这样的：

“西说东是个纳粹。”

“刚选上的从没出过国的乡下人现在是我们的新外交官。”

“《中国日报》称共产党实际上是民主党，而《中国福克斯新闻》称共产党是伪装成右翼的左翼分子。”

“刚当选的黄正在挥舞着他的刀并承诺会在所有政府活动中带着他的刀，因为带刀是他的权利（万一他需要做饭）。”

“《健康时间》的负责人声明口罩没有好处，但明天可能就好了。”

“北京市正宣布从中国独立。”

“与此同时，今天我们还有另一起大规模枪击事件但这不是枪的错，是精神病人拿着枪。”

“房子塌了，但今天我们又能怪谁？那不是建造者和检查员的错，是因为1990年来不断出现的渗坑的错。都是地球的错。”

不过我仍然爱美国，但是我不希望任何国家接受美国的螺旋上升给我们生活带来的消极面。学习我们的长处（我们依然有很多），但不要照搬其他可怕的玩意，并且永远不要选一个演员当你们的总统。看在上帝份上，避开战争、轰炸和其他任何会导致无辜儿童丧命的事情。找一条不同的道路去做事吧。

单词表

impeach vt.控告犯罪，弹劾，提出异议
smack vt.拍，打，闹
smack talk 垃圾话
unqualified a.不合格的，无资格的
candiate n.候选人
woke culture 唤醒文化
official a.公务的，公职的 n.行政官员
vacation n.假期 vi.休假，度假
aka = also known as 又称
movement n.运动，活动
clown n.小丑，乡下人 vi.扮小丑
disguise vt.假装，掩饰 n.伪装，假装
bear vt.忍受，具有，支撑
mass a.大规模的，集中的，民众的
mentally ad.心理上，精神上
inspector n.检查员
sinkhole n.污水坑，排水口
adopt v.收养，采纳，接受
spiral n.螺旋，漩涡 a.盘旋的，螺旋形的 v.呈螺旋形，螺旋上升
negative aspect 消极方面
sake n.缘故，理由
for god sake 看在上帝份上

译自：https://www.quora.com/How-do-people-in-China-really-feel-about-the-Chinese-government

时间：2021年6月25日

Alex Smith, lived in China

I tell you how they feel…

THEY ACTUALLY FIX SHIT

THEY DON’T SPEND TIME TRYING TO IMPEACH PRESIDENTS

THEY DON’T SPEND TIME SMACK TALKING FROM AOC TO CRUZ

THEY DON’T ELECT UNQUALIFIED POLICITIANS BECAUSE WHO SPENDS THE MOST MONEY OR BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER CANDIATE OR THEY SUPPORT WOKE CULTURE.

Most importantly

THEY DON’T HAVE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS TRYING TO TAKE VACATIONS DURING A CRISIS..AKA CRUZ AND TEXAS COLD

Sorry for the CAPS…this is how I am usually when i talk about our wonderful government and the lovely daily Twitter movement.

Imagine the Chinese waking up everyday and the news is filled with

“Xi calls Dong a Nazi”

“Newly elected clown who has never flown out of the country, is now your new foreign diplomat “

“China daily news, is claiming the communist party is actually a democratic party, while China Fox News, is claiming the communist party is really the left disguised as the right”

“Today, we are canceling the color “Red” because it’s too close to those commie Russian Flag”

“Newly elected Wong, is waving his knife and promises to carry his knives to any government event, as this is his right to bear a knife (in case he needs to cook)”

“Head of Healthy Time, declares Mask are not beneficial but tomorrow it may be okay”

“The City of Beijing, is declaring independence from China”

“Meanwhile, today we had another mass shooting but it’s not the gun fault, it’s the mentally ill who can get the guns”

“Who can we blame today for building collapse….It’s not the builder inspector fault, it’s the sinkhole that’s been happening since 1990. Blame EARTH.

But I still love America but i do not wish any country to adopt our spiraling negative aspects of our life. Learn the good from us (we still have alot), just don’t copy the other terrible stuff and never elect an Actor/actress as your president. For god sake, avoid war /bombs and anything else that may cause innocent children dying. Find a different way to do things.